Here are the 43 Mom Names That Will Make You Laugh

By: Helene Wingens

What do your kids call you? How are you listed in their contact information on their phone?

One of our moms asked those questions and hundreds of other moms responded. And we so love the creative nicknames that our beloved children come up with, we had to share.

While we’d like to believe that their loving monikers refer to our superpowers, we’re not at all convinced that our kids would agree with that assessment. In collecting pet names that kids use for their moms, we saw a coalescing around certain mom themes.

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1. Mom Destroyer of Joy

As befits our role as enforcers, we moms often get tagged with the names that reflect our abject cruelty. Judging by the number of variations on these, clearly our children think that we are relentlessly mean, but not simply mean, we are, in fact, the murderers of all fun.

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Disney Villain

Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds

Fun Sucker

Dream Crusher or Squasher

Fun Vacuum

No Fun Square Pants

Mean Momma

The Evil One

Joy Vacuum

Fun Sheriff

Fun Sponge

Quasher of Dreams and Souls

Rule Enforcer

Drill Sergeant

Meanest Mom EVER on the Planet

2) Mom Ruiner of All Things

Those little treasures of ours can also be a tad judgmental and that’s often reflected in their pet names for us.

The God of All Road Trips Ruined

Hostile mommy

The Worst

So Extra

The Worst Mom in the World

Unfair Mom

Drama Queen

3) Mom So Not Fun and So Not Funny

In addition to our inconceivable cruelty, we are unfortunately also seriously embarrassing, completely crazy and to top it all off we are neither fun nor funny.

So Not Funny Mom

SOOOO ANNOYING

Fam Buzzkill!

Weirdy Mom

No Fun Bus

The Enemy of Fun

No Fun Mom

Crazy Mom

The Embarrasser

Mom, Don’t Do That!!!

4) Mom the Worrier

We are worriers and our children know it. Clearly, some take kindlier to the ‘hovering” and the catastrophizing than others.

Helicopter Mom

Creepy Stalker

Queen of Concern

Miss Worse Case Scenario

Captain Cautious

5) Mom the Creator

Our favorite is when our kids refer to us by the descriptor that defines our relationship with them.

Birth Giver

Overlord

Ultimate Creator

Mothership

Lifegiver

Mother Figure

Bankroll Mom

We say moms, wear your labels with pride because if we are sucking the joy out of their lives, and ruining…well, literally everything, it means we are doing this job correctly.

What do your kids lovingly call you?

Related:

What Your Kids are Really Saying: 36 Popular Expressions

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